"See if I ever see you again!"...next day..."Sorry about everything I said yesterday 5am. I take it all back, baby."

Sounds like an abusive relationship. What do you suppose she gets out of her liaison with 5am other than the masochistic pride of being a "bad" student?

P.S. NUBILE is an awesome word. It can mix "noob" and "bile" but still sound sexxy.